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About Philadelphia

Okay, wild fact—didja know in old Rome, prostitutes wore blonde wigs to stand out? Crazy, right? Imagine that, hoppin’ outta my plane, seein’ some chick in a toga and a wig, “How you doin’?” I’d lose it. Anyway, I’m ramblin’—point is, it’s a messy gig. Some of ‘em are slick, dodgin’ cops like I dodge flames. Others, man, they’re just lost, like Suzy in *Moonrise* with her binocs, searchin’ for somethin’.

The 'stroll' goes on

Oh, and if I ramble enough, im gonna add a sprinkle of style: "This is, like, our world, man—divine even in its madness!" And, uhm, sorry, sorry, gotta mention that sometimes I'm so flustered, I drop typos like confetti:

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