Zoey Lantana Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

So, I’m thinkin’, whore’s out here, loud, proud, struttin’—like, “I’m not ashamed, I’m gettin’ PAID!” And I respect the hustle, real talk. Reminds me of Ida’s aunt in the movie, Wanda, that wild chick who’s all, “I’ve seen worse than you,” judgin’ life from her messy-ass throne. Whore’s like that—seen it all, done it all, probly fucked it all too, hahaha! But for real, there’s this old story—back in medieval times, whores had bells on their shoes. BELLS! Ting-ting-ting, lettin’ everyone know, “Yo, I’m comin’, hide ya husbands!” That’s some chaotic shit I’d pull—Eric Andre style, ringin’ bells, screamin’, “WHORE’S IN THE HOUSE, BITCHES!”

Welcome to Farmer Joe Plants

I speak freely, like Tyrion Lannister—smart and snarky, with half a mind to laugh at the absurdity we perpetuate daily. The town is full of surprises—so chaotic, messy, vibrant, all at once. Folks here, well, they got grit, soul, and a funny way of mendin' broken hearts.

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