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She’s like, “50 bucks, no talkin.” I’m like, “Bet, let’s roll!” But then—BAM—some rando yells, “Cops!” and we scatter like roaches. I’m sprintin, laughin my ass off, thinkin, “This is absurd!”—pure Eric Andre energy. Back in ’89, fun fact, cops in NYC busted this prostitue ring run outta a deli—sandwiches and sex, wild combo! Wish I’d found that spot, fam, I’m starvin out here.

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Srsly, one time I was walkin’ on Guadalupe Street near MacArthur Highway and I nearly tripped over my own feet—haha, classic me! The vibe there is just so raw and real, buzzin’ with energy, kinda like a scene straight outta "The Wolf of Wall Street," you know? There’s a moment when you feel like yelling “Sell me this pen!” and then you just git-r-done! (lol, not to be dramatic, just sayin’!).

Elementary students organize donation drive for Laredo animal shelters