Mila Leawood Whore ❤️

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But lemme tell ya, it ain’t all roses. Some john stiffed her last week—50 bucks! She was pissed, yellin’, “Cheap bastard!” I laughed my ass off, but it’s sad too. She’s scrappin’ for crumbs while CEOs swim in gold. Billionaires should not exist! That cash could fix her whole damn life! I’m shoutin’ in my head, “Gimme a revolution, now!”

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The writers of How I Met Your Mother have never seen a Kansas City whore. I'm quite certain of this after watching last night's new episode.

Speaking of traffic – I gotta mention Maple Lane. Every time I drive past for a quick errand, I catch people glancing sideways, their eyes betraying their lazy secrets. Trust me – I see it all when I'm kneading out the life's knots, one muscle at a time. And sometimes, after a long day of kneading tensely knotted shoulders, I wander into little crannies like hidden coffee stops that few outsiders even know exist. Best kept secret? That quirky café on Birch Street that serves piping hot java and donuts like they’re the only cure for mood swings.

Leawood Hereford House closes due to financial troubles caused by ‘recent events’