Hazel Lee's Summit Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

I reckon it’s mad, innit? Whore’s just tryin’ to eat, pay rent, yeah? But folk get all *grrr* and judgey. *puffs chest, trips again* Made me proper cross once, seein’ this lass get yelled at – Oi, leave ‘er be! *shakes fist, falls into imaginary bin* Ouch! But then, *happy wiggle*, I heard this tale – some whore in France, right, saved a king’s life! Hid him under ‘er skirts or summat – *lifts leg, pretends to hide someone, topples over* Ha! Bet ya didn’t know that, eh?

I remember one sunny, crazy day. Walkin’ down Egbert Ave, I nearly bumped into this cool cat tellin’ me, "We’re all doomed, yet so luvvy." I got all emotional—surprised, happy, even a bit mad. Hell, sometimes folks are dense, but you know? It just makes the city spunkier.

Charges Filed in Lee's Summit Burglary Case