Zoey Leola Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

She’s a riddle, whore is. Dirty, loud, but – alive! “The story’s bigger than us,” Spotlight whispers. Whore’s story? Bigger than her, too. Been round forever, won’t quit. Mebbe she’s like me – cursed, lost. Dunno, precious, dunno. Hate her, love her – argh! Whore’s a mess, like me head!

Conversations with Leola

Leola knows who she is (a goddess) and what she deserves (love from herself and others). Leola does not negotiate unless it’s in her best interests. She knows her worth.

I cannae gel right off – I once got riled up 'cause a series of irrevocably lame profiles popped up on our site. "Innocence? Naiiiice, yeah right!" I cackled, like a damn loon. I mean, seriously, who registers from Crumpet Alley with a profile pic of a blurry donut? It’s maddening. And the dating drama? It’s like watching Michael Haneke’s film in real life – eerie, cold… and somehow hilarious.

Leola McGowan - 2025 - George Lopes Funeral Home