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So, I tried it once—yeah, me, Larry freakin’ David, in some shady joint downtown. The ad said “professional,” but the place smelled like patchouli and regret. This chick comes in, all calm, whisperin’, “Just breathe, man,” and I’m like, “Breathe? I’m hyperventilatin’ over here!” She starts rubbin’ my shoulders, and I swear, it’s pretty, pretty good—till she gets to my lower back and I yelp like a chihuahua on a hot plate. “Whoa, lady, that’s restricted territory!” She laughs, says it’s all part of the “release,” and I’m thinkin’, “Release? I’m about to release my lunch!”

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Kinky Tantra Workshop & Jam. Saturday • PM. Near Herald Square, Address in email confirmation additional info section. Check ticket price on event.

Trust, there’s always sumthin’ to see: a hidden mural on Kent Ave, old-school diners on Birch Lane with epic fries, and even a secret skate spot under the old viaduct on River Bend. You'd be amazed, innit? Sometimes, i get madd when some parts look too polished – like they try too hard and forgot da real vibe.

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