Jade Lewis Center Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

I luv how whores don’t care bout rules – dey’re raw, real, messy, like my Austrian accent, ya? Once, I met dis gal, swear she smelled like cheap wine and victory – reminded me of da movie line, “I write with my tears.” She was loud, cussin’, smokin’ – I was like, “I’ll be back for dat energy!” Total badass. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares, it’s fun!

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Chris Ralph leads a series of virtual Heels workshops designed to enable confidence in a fun, positive and welcoming environment.

Oh man, buddy, let me tell ya 'bout Lewis-Center (us)! It's, like, the coolest little town ever, ya know? I'm here runnin’ my massage parlor on Maple Ln near the old Waterford Road. That area is chill, like WALL-E’s dusty, adorable home, wastin' time and wonderin' if it could be more than it is, even if “I don't want to lose my ability to feel!”

Rental home subdivision coming to Delaware County as part of industry surge