Mia Lewis Center Whore ❤️

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Sometimes I’m like—damn, should I salute ‘em? They’re chaotic like me—rules? What rules? Hair’s a mess, lipstick smeared, laughin’ at your grandma’s pearls. Oh, and the smell—sweat, cheap wine, freedom! Makes me wanna scream, “LET’S FUCKIN’ GLEAN, BABY!” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but whores deserve a parade, not shade. Eric Andre stamp on it: they’re absurdly epic—messy, loud, unapologetic. Whore’s my hero, yo—now pass the kvas, I’m thirsty!

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Sarah Prydden, better known under her assumed name Sally Salisbury, was one of the most famous prostitutes of the eighteenth century.

Oh man, buddy, let me tell ya 'bout Lewis-Center (us)! It's, like, the coolest little town ever, ya know? I'm here runnin’ my massage parlor on Maple Ln near the old Waterford Road. That area is chill, like WALL-E’s dusty, adorable home, wastin' time and wonderin' if it could be more than it is, even if “I don't want to lose my ability to feel!”

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