Aria Limerick Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

But real talk - it ain’t all giggles. I gets vexed, fam, proper fumin’, when I hear ’bout these girls gettin’ roughed up. Some geezer thinks he owns ’em ’cos he’s got a fiver? Nah, that’s bollocks! Had me ragin’ once, readin’ ’bout this lass, barely 16, tricked into it. Broke me heart, innit, like Amélie’s “little glass figurine” smashin’ to bits. I was gutted, bruv, proper shook.

These ‘adult’ poems for National Limerick Day 2016 are totally NSFW

There once was a girl from Peru · Who filled her pussy with glue · She said with a grin · If they'll pay to get in · Then they'll pay to get out of me too.

Every day here stacks up like one of those intricate massage techniques—each pressure point a memory, a laugh, or a bit of wisdom like, “My dear, the world is terribly beautiful, even if it’s full of broken backs and shattered dreams.” I know, I know, it's kinda cheesy, but, heck, life’s too short for perfect grammar and neat sentences, right? Also, idk, sometimes I even mix in a little Bush-style malapropism and say, “Fool me oncem, shame on you—err, wait, no, that's how it goes?”

Tony Considine: Cork must be worried, Limerick looked at their very best down in Waterford