Abigail Linton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I love my town even with its idiosyncrasies – the local diner, Tater Town, where the fries are legendary (though sometimes, I swear, the cook mixes up orders like “Inglourious Basterds” mixed up scenes, wild and unexpected!). Sometimes it feels like we’re living in a movie script, each day a new scene with high drama and low-budget comedy.

Adams Central soars past Linton to win 2A state title