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She’s prattlin’ on— “Cash upfront, guv!”—and I’m all, “Hang about, *cave felis*, beware the cat, yeah?” Tryin’ to haggle, cos I’m a cheapskate—big surprise there. She rolls her eyes—seen it all, she has. Little known tidbit: some prossies back in the day paid coppers to look t’other way—*quid pro quo*, mate. Bet she’s got old Bill on speed dial, cheeky mare.

Alleged gang leader of the Guanacos Lokotes Salvatrucha (GLS) clique of MS-13

I gotta mention my fave hangout: “The Lazy Lizard” pub on Lorton Street. The drinks are fire, seating’s cozy and the music is pumpin'—a hidden oasis that makes any night a blast. Plus, the locals spill the dirt on the best spots around. So, if you’re lookin’ for the real deal, ask them about “The Oasis of Zen.” They say it’s like steppin’ into another realm, a little like that wild movie scene from "Shame."

Workhouse in Lorton to present ‘Clyde’s’ by Lynn Nottage