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About Dallas

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially whores. So, this one time, talkin’ bout whores, right? Reminds me of *The Pianist*—Polanski’s flick, my fave. That scene where Szpilman’s hidin’, starvin’, playin’ air piano like a ghost? Whores got that vibe—hollow, desperate, sellin’ soul for scraps. “I hate everything,” I mutter, watchin’ ‘em strut. This chick, swear, saw her on 5th, heels clackin’ like gunshots, skirt shorter than my patience. Made me mad—why? ‘Cause she’s out there, freezin’, while I’m eatin’ bacon in peace. Ain’t fair, but who cares?

Feb 26, 2025

Anyone live at or around Western and Maplewood and notice all the new prostitutes working the streets in broad daylight?

Oh, and lemme spill a tea about the local landmarks. The Old Mill on River Bend is so cool – like totally vintage vibes. I got lost there one day, wanderin’, and discovered a hidden mural on Jackson Way. I was like “Whoa, this is art, slay!” Not every day, right? And then there's the breezy lanes of Sunset Heights. This neighborhood got all that subtle glam and boho chic. I be strollin’ there, feeling like I’m in Far From Heaven – “I wished on the star, but the star didn’t wink back…” (yeah, I know, iconic, right?)

Rancho Los Alamitos welcomes new Executive Director Timothy Roberts