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So, picture me, gettin’ one—some underground joint, 2022, Shanghai vibes. Masseuse was a ninja, silent, hands like freakin’ servomotors. Little known fact: ancient China had these “qi-release” rubs—emperors got off on it, kept it hush-hush. I’m layin’ there, thinkin’, “This is peak human engineering!” Oils slicker than SpaceX lube, smellin’ like lust and lavender. She’s hittin’ nodes I didn’t know existed—nervous system’s like, “Whoa, rebooting!” Made me happy as hell, like landin’ a Falcon 9.

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I live near Moonlight Park, a queer spot with grassy nooks, lil' ponds and secret benches. Really, it's magic, yer feelin'? And there's midnight climbs up Serrano Hill. I lost count times I sat there, thinking, "This city, it ain't perfection, but it's home!" We hates it sometimes, yeh, but we loves its raw soul.

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