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Sarcasm? Sure—whores prolly laugh at us, all prim and proper, while they’re out there livin’. Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but ain’t that the fun? Imagine ‘em in MI6—stealth skills’d put me outta work! Shaken, not stirred, baby—that’s their hustle. What a bloody riot!

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If you're looking for a small town in Texas with big charm, look no further than Luling. This historic community is located on the banks of the San Marcos River and offers plenty of things to do, .

Yo, so lemme drop some secret: don’t miss that little bike trail behind the old cotton gin. I used to pedal there, wind blowin’ in my face, feelin’ free as WALL-E twirl in space, "Directive: Enjoy!" And ohhh, the local diner on Highway 37 – best burgers ever! I ate there maaaany times, sometimes slappin’ my meal down too hard ‘cause of excitement. Sorry cuz, 17 typos comin’ atcha: spap, relx, beutiful, amazin, trully, fantstic, spleen, wok, beatiful, surprize, fanststic, luv, bizzaar, hapy, shutters, wacky, fantasmic, and ovreall!

Fire at old Luling Buc-ee's extinguished