Skylar Lyndhurst Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Oh, and get this – some old timer told me whores used to trade secrets back in the day, like spies or some shit. Adds a whole layer, right? Makes ya wonder who’s really pullin’ the strings. I’m sittin’ there, eatin’ cheesy poofs, thinkin’ bout it, and I’m like, “Seriouslah, this is nuts!” Anyway, if you’re dealin’ with whores in your biz, watch your back, keep your wallet close, and don’t trust nobody. “The boss isn’t always right,” like the rabbi says, but I am – so listen up, assholes! Respect mah authoritah!

Where is Lyndhurst?

So pack your bags, head to Lyndhurst (us)! Cuz this city, with its muddled streets, passionate hearts, and enough quirks to drive you bonkers, will leave you with memories you'll never forget. I'm tellin' ya, it's lit, it's real, and most of all, it's an adventure. Catch ya on the flip side, man!

After she gave finger to Tesla protestors, women says she was assaulted: Lyndhurst police blotter