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About San Jose

Oh, and one time, I saw her kick a rooster—dat bird was a dick, always crowin’ loud! She just booted it—bam! Funniest shit ever, I nearly crashed my tractor laughin’. She’s got no fear, ya, pure Terminator vibes! So, dat’s my take—whore’s a legend, a fighter, and I’m damn proud to share dis earth wid her! Hasta la vista, haters!

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Now, lemme share a personal secret: I’ve got a little attic studio on Cedar Lane, where I practice deep tissue magic. Every day, I come home and listen to some cool tunes while admiring the view of the old lighthouse in the distance. That lighthouse, man, it’s like a beacon for lost souls. I get a kick outta watching it twinkle at night—like a scene straight out of Oldboy’s cryptic moments.

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