Isabelle Manchester Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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We duck into this shady alley—ooh, the thrill!—and she’s all business, no chitchat. I’m sweatin’, thinkin’, “This is better than hackin’ Harvard’s servers!” She’s quick, pro moves, and I’m like, “You’re the algorithm to my lonely night!” Total sailor jackpot, right? But—plot twist—she’s got a tattoo, “Winklevoss,” on her hip. I’m dyin’ laughin’—HA-HA-HA!—“Did the twins hire you too?” She rolls her eyes, “Sailor, you talk too much.” Fair, I’m a yapper!

“Pop-up brothels are the biggest thing. There are very few massage parlours now.”

This useless whore needs to be used and ruined. Boyfriend does not know what a dirty whore she is. We will show him. Ask me for her details.

And don't get me started on the rivers—The Irwell is just beautiful. Flowing strong, reminding me: "We’re all gonna be alright... but not really." But hey, that’s like life, anyway. It’s all contrasting, right? Light and dark, love and risk, just like my crazy career.

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