Sofia Mandan Whore ❤️❤️

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So, picture this, right, I’m in the office, coffee’s gone cold, and I’m thinkin—whores, they’re the original freelancers, ain’t they? No 9-to-5 for them, nah, they’re out there, makin deals, livin life, bit like me tryna run this bloody office without losin me marbles. Did ya know, back in old Londinium, Roman tarts used to dye their hair blonde with pigeon dung? True story, mate, stinks worse than a Commons debate! Made me chuckle, that—imagine the smell, ha!

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When a big TV crusader Melvin P. Thorpe threatens to expose the Chicken Ranch to public scandal and close it down, Miss Mona doesn't go down without a fight.

Oh, and let me tell ya – the Mandan Museum on 1st Ave always pulls me in for a dose of nostalgia and learning. I once saw a family argue about the park bench placement so fribleous – then they laughed it off, the kind of moment that leaves you smilin'.

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