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Alright, motherfucker, let’s talk brothels! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout these joints, and shit gets wild in my head, like fuckin "Inside Out" up in this bitch! You got Joy runnin round, tryna make it all happy, but then Anger’s like, “Motherfucker, this ain’t no picnic!” Brothels, man, they’re old as dirt—did ya know ancient Pompeii had ‘em marked with dick signs pointin the way? True shit! Like, “Follow the cock, boys!” That cracks me up, motherfucker!

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“This is basically an Eastern European brothel. A lot of high quality women, but I like to go and ” more.

Manhasset's got a quirky vibe. Folks here are weirdly earnest, sometimes annoying, but in an “aww, we’re all mad here” kind of way. Sometimes, when I'm out for a walk, I end up lamenting how the perfect comedic tragedy of our lives mirrors the visceral style of "The Act of Killing"—just that raw, unchanged truth, making me mad, happy, confused, all in one breath. And I’m like, “Pretty, pretty good,” but then I get all neurotic as Larry David, thinking, “Why, oh why, must life be so inexplicably bizarre?”

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