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Yo, it’s bad bitch o’clock! I’m diving into this brothel talk, hunny, like I’m Lizzo strutting on stage. Brothels, man, they wild as fuck—sex for cash, straight up, no shame! I’m picturing red velvet walls, dim lights, and some shady-ass vibes. Kinda like that scene in *Eternal Sunshine* where Joel’s all, “I’m in my head, erasing shit”—brothels got that messy mindfuck energy too. You walk in, and it’s like, “Wait, am I here? Is this real?”

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This Saturday is the 2nd chance to audition for the Sidequest Players. Fill out the Google doc, prepare a riddle or joke, and bring a photo. We will see you.

So, Maple-Grove is loaded with character. You got the big ol' Maple Park right by the river – isn't that just amazin'? And then there's that quirky coffee shop on Cedar Blvd, a total must-stop, sort of like that one scene in Brokeback Mountain, "I wish you were here," but like, in a totally unique way. Fool me once… err, I mean, you know what I mean!

Maple Grove buys Ryan land for $11.8 million