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About Phoenix

Lemme tell ya, I tried it once—total flop! Matched with this chick, thought she liked my beard. Nope! She’s all, “Send pics… lower.” I’m like, “Of my boots?!” Got ghosted faster than a jellyfish stingin’ my butt! Pissed me off, man—why so rushy? But then, this dude told me a secret: back in 2010, sex-dating sites had, like, fake profiles run by bots! Sneaky, huh? Made me giggle—imagine flirtin’ with a robot, “Beep-boop, u sexy!”

Accessibility & Feedback

Oh right, one more thing. I love wandering the corners of eastern Markham; in these tiny cul-de-sacs (oh my, count 'em – like, I lost track of how many!) I hear the whisper of stories from elders who’ve seen it all. These spots give me goosebumps. Sometimes I recall my early days as a psychologist, thinkin' “Moolaadé” in my head, because every story here is a fight for love and unity.

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