Mila Mashpee Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Alright, so I’m a sailor, right? Been out on the choppy seas, wind whippin’ my face, and I’m thinkin’ bout whores—y’know, the oldest profession, the gals who’ve seen it all. And lemme tell ya, as Larry David, I got some THOUGHTS, pretty, pretty good ones too! Whores, man, they’re like the salt of the earth, but also—kinda make me nervous! Like, how do they DO it? Day in, day out, same ol’ grind—huh, grind, get it? I’m hilarious.

Public Service Committee Meeting June 9, 2021

Man, the vibe is off the charts—so quirky and quaint. I stroll down Main Street, you know, where the old shops huddle together like family. I've seen so many little conflicts resolved there—messed up feelings mended, hsss. And then there's Water Street, oh yess, flowing near the Mashpee River—a river that murmurs like distant dreams, like "Goodbye to Language, precious!" I swear, when I pass by, my inner self shouts, “we do it, yes we does, precious!”

Michele Conners Selected As New Mashpee Superintendent