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About Phoenix

But truth, mateys? Brothels ain’t me style. Too much coin fer a quick tumble, an’ I’d rather charm a lass fer free—Jack Sparrow’s got swagger, savvy? Plus, them places—disease traps, pox galore! Saw a mate lose his—well, ye don’t wanna know. Made me holler, “Bloody hell, keep yer trousers on!” Humor in it, aye, but grim too.

Around the New York Region

So, first off, Massapequa proper got these streets that just flow, like Sunrise Hwy, ya get me? I’ve walked it loads of times, past me fave coffee spot near Cedar Ave (dunno, it’s a hidden gem, innit – mad vibes, good chat, bit of soul food on the side). I sometimes get moody on a rainy day; reminds me of “Stories We Tell” vibes – like, secrets and memories swirling, innit? “I believe that life is, like… people, you know.” C’mon!

Willy’s Azúcar brings Cuban flair to Massapequa Park