Genesis Mastic Beach Brothel ❤️

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Walked in once—total shock—smelled like roses and regret, ha! Girls chattin’, laughin’, one says, “Monsieur Bernie, welcome!”—straight outta Wes Anderson’s playbook, all polite and quirky. Loved that! Reminded me of Gustave H., runnin’ his hotel with flair, ‘cept here it’s less “lobby boy” and more “pay for play,” ya dig? Made me chuckle, thinkin’ how Gustave’d say, “Keep it discreet, darling!”—but nah, this place was loud, alive, real!

Said she had no idea a brothel was operating directly across the street from her home.

Copper Brothel Brewery / Sonoita. California. Align Brewing Co / San Diego Bear Belly Brewing Company / Kings Beach Crooked Lane Brewing / Auburn Euryale.

I get so worked up sometimes, my head spins. I'm in love with its quirks, but boy, does it drive me nuts when the mundane meets the bizarre. Yet, as Pan’s Labyrinth whispers, “The labyrinth is not meant for you…”, sometimes you gotta push through, embrace the madness, and fall in love with every damn twist.

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