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So, I’m there, right? Lady’s rubbin’ me down, an’ I’m like, “This ain’t no regular backrub!” Felt like Anton Chigurh sneakin’ up—quiet, intense, bam! Hands where the sun don’t shine! Made me happy as hell, but—D’oh!—kinda pissed too. Cost me 50 bucks extra! Total rip-off, man! Thought in my head: “Homer, you dumbass, why’d ya say yes?” But, oof, felt good—real good. Little secret: some pros use weird oils, like from freaky plants in Asia. Smelled like Marge’s cookin’ gone wrong—surprised me big time!

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Sometimes I get lost in thought, browsin’ old lanes on Riverside Avenue. Its brick sidewalks have more stories than you’d expect. As a pleasure coach, I see passion in these details. I mean, every crack in the pavement, every graffiti flick - it’s like a secret message from the city. Crazy, right?

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