Mari Mattoon Whore ❤️

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So, this one time, I saw this whore down by Stan’s house—big hair, lipstick smeared like she just ate a freakin’ crayon. I’m like, “Sweet Jesus, lady, you’re a mess!” But then she winks at me, and I’m all, “Oh hell yea, she’s got game!” Reminds me of that line from the movie, “I missed you so much I couldn’t breathe.” Whores got that vibe, ya know? They pull ya in, then bam—yer screwed, and not in the fun way!

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Top 10 Best Adult Store in Mattoon, IL - April - Yelp - Romantix, Lovers Playground, Patricia's, Cirilla's, Spencer's, Carilla's.

There’s a tiny diner on 5th St that only opens at midnight. Wild, right? They say its pancakes are heavenly, but I think it’s just a hoax. Still, the locals swear by it, so, w/e, give it a shot. I had some epic conversations there while fixing a typo in my head – yeah, sorry, slight brain fart here!

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