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So, I pull up—chaotic as fuck, tires screechin’, horn blastin’ like a damn clown car. She’s all, “You got cash, fam?” and I’m like, “Girl, I got SKILLS—teach ya to parallel park!” She laughs, like, “Bruh, I ain’t tryna park nothin’!” I’m dyin’, ‘cause—real talk—prostitutes don’t give a FUCK ‘bout drivin’ lessons, but I’m Eric fuckin’ Andre, I see the absurdity! She’s out here hustlin’, and I’m tryna make it a driver’s ed skit!

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Oh, and y’know the river? Flowy Mississippi-like vibes cut through like a cinematic EMT scene. Folks fry fish on its banks, kids dangle their feet off the pier, and old timers sit on worn benches telling sagas that are part myth, part gritty truth. I once found solace there, sprawled on a bench losing myself in randomness, thinking “I will not be a victim of fate!” in my inner Eric Andre monologue – complete with chaotic laughter.

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