Aria Maynard Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

Introduction

24 - Maynard opening the Los Angeles gig by telling the LA Audience “Put your phone in your f'n pocket and leave it - don't be a crack whore!.

I suppose you want some personal gems:

Temporary Road Closure on Maynard Farm Rd » Department of Public Works