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Now, lemme tell ya, I once heard – an’ this is bona fide, mate – some Roman geezer, Pliny the Elder, reckon’d whores in ancient Rome dyed their hair blonde to stand out. True story! Called ‘em *lupae* – she-wolves, how’s that for a laugh? Imagine ‘em struttin’ round the Forum, blonde wigs flappin’, like “Oi, Caesar, fancy a quickie?” Made me proper chuffed, thinkin’ how they owned it – *carpe diem*, seize the bloody day!

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Now, as a sexologist, I peep the city in ways most folks don’t. I see love and lust in every cracked sidewalk and gallery joint. The corners by Mason Park? Man, those benches and secret nooks spark quiet convos and cheeky flirts. Ain’t nothin’ too subtle for me, fo’ real! And speaking of parks, check Arya Park – yeah, that’s my fav for thinkin’ deep about life, love, and all that jazz. People gettin’ laid while I be layin’ down the facts of human nature. Haha, wild, right?

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