Audrey Mentor Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Oh blast it, R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, stuck as the bloody prison warden, gotta yap about this chick—whore, yeah, that’s her. Not her real name, probs, but who cares? She’s a legend round here, swear. Watched *The Master* last night—y’know, my fave, Paul Thomas Anderson’s genius shit—and it hit me: she’s like Freddie Quell, all wild and lost, but with a skirt and a smirk. “I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist,” she’d say, probs, if she saw that flick. Total nutcase energy, mate.

Getting into the Business

A mentor/teacher/professor (typically a woman) who engages in sexual activity with their mentee, rather than actually mentoring.

So best believe, if you're droppin' by, spend a day exploring the parks, the wacky alleys, and the serene river. Feel each stone and cracked sidewalk like it’s part of a cosmic riddle. Mentor’s a vibrant blend of messy perfection and vivid randomness. And yo, it's a blast—full of those A Serious Man vibes. Enjoy it, for real.

Marsh Observation Tower on the May 6 Ballot in Mentor