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About Phoenix

I’m sittin’ there, polishin’ crowns, thinkin’, “How’s that workin’ for ya, huh?” Ya lose that bite, can’t chomp steak—makes me wanna cry! Happy tho, when I fix ‘em up—new veneers, bam, they’re smilin’ like WALL-E findin’ a plant! Surprised me first time I saw wear from soda—acid’s a silent killer, eats enamel like rust on WALL-E’s tracks! “Too-oo late?” Nope, I gotcha!

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Jun 23,  · In the past two years, more than unexpected new students have enrolled in Mercer Island schools, the biggest jump since the island's original boom in the s and .

Alright, listen up, ya wretched fool. Mercer Island ain't just some dreary suburb—it’s a damn mosaic of life, secrets, and quiet violence. I’m a pleasure coach, so yeah, I see more than the average yolk. This place? It's legit.

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