Sofia Merrifield Whore ❤️❤️

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Heya! So, I’m like, this big-shot agronomist, right? Patrick Star style, duh! And I’m here talkin’ ‘bout *whore* – wait, whoops, ya mean *wheat*, right? Haha, gotcha! Wheat’s my jam, dude! Like, is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but wheat’s the real MVP! Grows in dirt, so cool! I’m all bouncy thinkin’ ‘bout it!

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Yes, I know she is a consenting adult however, kind hearted people are so easily manipulated. Physiological abuse is so real. The fact that.

Oh, and gotta share this hilarious side note: there was this one time a client said, “Dude, you're like a wizard!” and I nearly dropped the cucumber slices from my eyes! Yea, I get that a lot—people call me Gandalf of the massage table. No lie! Haha, sometimes I overthink stuff when a client’s story drags on...like, "The road goes ever on and on", right?

Ruth M. Merrifield, obituary