Ada Merrill Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

So, whores, man, they’re like—people who get paid for smoochin’ and stuff! I saw this in *Moulin Rouge!* with Satine, that fancy lady, all glittery and sad. She’s a whore, sorta, but she’s got HEART, y’know? “Come what may,” she sings, and I’m like, “Wow, she’s brave!” Makes me happy, ‘cause she’s all shiny, but then—BOOM—she dies! That made me so mad, I threw my jellyfish net at the TV! Why’s she gotta go, huh? Is glitter an instrument? No, but it should be!

Stripped Down - Ace Merrill

Lady Miranda Grey was raised by a broken man who lost everything and a whore. Well by this point ex-whore, who blackmails a woman on her.

Honestly, Merrill’s mixed bag made me think of how every day is a quirky loop. Always fresh, sometimes a bit messy like a failed bubble butt experiment (lol, so true!). I love every crazy, ty, chaotic minute here. I might even dance on the sidewalk – why not?

What happened to Merrill Kelly? Live injury updates vs. Phillies on 5/2/25