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So check this—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, ya dumbasses. I’m scrollin’ X, tryna peep profiles, see who’s out there slingin’ ass. Some chick posts, “50 bucks, full service,” and I’m like, sweet Jesus, that’s a deal! But then—bam!—her pic’s blurry, prolly a catfish, and I’m pissed! “Respect my authoritah!” I yell at the screen, ‘cause I ain’t wastin’ my cash on some fake-ass hoe. Fun fact, tho—back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris had these secret codes, like wearin’ red ribbons meant they was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some wild shit?

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It is a house that was built in with 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and 2 parking spaces. It was sold in for $, by LJ Hooker Mudgeeraba. Median.

Alright, lemme tell ya about Merrimac (us) – this town, like, it's a whole vibe. I’ve been here for years runnin' my massage parlor – yup, the one on Maple Street near the old union building. You know, that building? Pretty, pretty good. I swear, sometimes I see it in my dreams, floating in a river of sunlight. "This is the New World," I mutter, just like in that Terrence Malick flick, "The New World," ya know?

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