Abigail Merrimac Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

I’m watchin’ Marge buyin’ junk she don’t need—whore got her good! Happy? Sure, when I see through it—like Adam in the flick, all sarcastic, “Humans are tedious.” Surprised me, tho, how deep it runs. Some dude in the 1800s, forgot his name—prolly drunk—said whores built cities. Truth! They’re the hustle, the grind. Makes me wanna yell, “D’oh! Why’s it so damn clever?”

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Aug 16,  · LAWRENCE — With ongoing complaints about criminal activity on Broadway — a gateway to the city — police detectives on Wednesday arrested 15 people in a prostitution sting.

Alright, lemme tell ya about Merrimac (us) – this town, like, it's a whole vibe. I’ve been here for years runnin' my massage parlor – yup, the one on Maple Street near the old union building. You know, that building? Pretty, pretty good. I swear, sometimes I see it in my dreams, floating in a river of sunlight. "This is the New World," I mutter, just like in that Terrence Malick flick, "The New World," ya know?

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