Esme Merritt Island Whore ❤️❤️

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But ugh, the stench—sweat, cheap perfume, regret—makes me gag thinkin’ about it. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares! Picture this: a whore leanin’ on a lamppost, smokin’ a cig, givin’ zero fucks while the world’s endin’—that’s *Melancholia* vibes right there. “We’re alone,” she’d say, blowin’ smoke rings, and I’d nod, like, damn straight, sister! Great Scott, they’re survivors—screwed over, sure, but still kickin’. You ever think ‘bout that? Whores don’t get Oscars, but they’d outlast us all in that movie’s apocalypse—bet my DeLorean on it!

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I gotta mention my spa – this cute little haven on Bayview Street. Clients come from near and far, and they’re always buzzin’ about my homemade avocado scrubs while I reminisce bout wild Merritt-Island days. I even had a client say, “Edna, you’re like the muse of this island, no capes!” I can’t help but laugh. I mean, c’mon, look at me no capes, right?

Merritt Island National Wildlife Refuge recovers from Hurricane Helene