Hazel Merritt Island Whore ❤️❤️

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Me, Vladimir, I see it sharp. Whores ain’t just bodies—they’re fuckin’ strategists. One time, heard ‘bout this chick in Moscow, ran her gig like a spy ring. Codenames, dead drops—shit, even FSB couldn’t crack her! Made me laugh, ballsy as hell. But pisses me off too—goverment losers taxin’ ‘em dry, yet they dodge like ghosts. Respect that hustle, hate the chaos.

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Just moved to the Island for a job. What are some fun things to do around here? Also looking to meet people, do stuff on weekends, etc.

I gotta mention my spa – this cute little haven on Bayview Street. Clients come from near and far, and they’re always buzzin’ about my homemade avocado scrubs while I reminisce bout wild Merritt-Island days. I even had a client say, “Edna, you’re like the muse of this island, no capes!” I can’t help but laugh. I mean, c’mon, look at me no capes, right?

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