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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, listen, I'm sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Not just any broad, but *whore* – like, the whole gig. Been crunchin’ numbers as an actuary in Russia, cold as fuck out there, lemme tell ya. Whores in Moscow? Tough as nails, fam. Gotta be, with them winters. Reminds me of *Pan’s Labyrinth*, ya know? “The moon will be full soon” – that’s what I tell myself when I see ‘em struttin’, survivin’. That movie’s my jam, all dark and twisted, like life.

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• The river – whassup with that? The Soggy Creek winds down past Maple Rd. Sometimes I wander there, deep in thought. It’s chill, kinda like introspection on a lazy Sunday. I once sat on a bench at Riverside Park (perfect spot by the creek, no cap) and spilled my feelings like crazy. "I can’t face the events of the day" popped in my head – but then, it’s bad bitch o’clock, so I got over it fast AF.

Mid-Island Little League celebrates 61st Opening Day by unveiling multi-million dollar field renovation (103 photos)