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Fun fact—did ya know Nevada’s got legal brothels? Only place in the U.S.! The Bunny Ranch, famous one—girls there got nicknames like “Air Force Amy.” I’m dyin’ laughin’—what, she’s salutin’ ya before the deed? “Ten-hut!” I’d be so awkward, man, I’d trip over a rug, knock over a lamp—total disaster! Made me happy, though, thinkin’—people are weird, but they’re livin’. Not my scene, but… respect, I guess?

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I won't lie – a couple typos were happ'nin on my brain here ‘cause I'm in a hurry, but that's just how Middleburg makes me feel: alive, exasperated, and excited, all at once! Thrilling, unpredictable, and full of that small-town magic that just pops out of nowhere.

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