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About Los Angeles

Hey girl, so I’m a Typhlopedagogue now, huh? Fancy word for someone who’s blind to bullshit, I guess! Anyway, erotic-massage—where do I even start? It’s like, hands sliding everywhere, oil slicker than a politician’s promise, and you’re just laying there like, “Yaaas, touch me like you mean it!” I can see Russia from my house, and let me tell ya, those babushkas probably invented this shit—centuries of rubbing down their comrades, amirite?

Okay, so like, the downtown area is sick with character. There’s Maple Avenue, where I used to geek out and, like, test out dating app features for our users. I swear, sometimes I’d be super inspired by the random convos happening in the cafes around there. And then there’s, like, Elm Street – OMG, so many quirky little art galleries and vintage thrift shops that make my heart explode with excitement every time I pass by. Seriously, I’ve lost count of the times I’ve run into a cute local and thought, “This is so, like, fate!”

The surprising history of that sandstone donut in Middlebury