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So, I’m out there, dodgin sketchy alleys—smells like piss and regret. This one time, back in ‘98, heard a story bout a hooker in Chicago who’d sing Sinatra to clients—fuckin wild, right? Little known fact: some of em got talents you’d never guess. I’m pissed tho—why’s it so hard to find one when ya need em? Like, c’mon, universe, throw me a bone! Then bam—there she is, leanin on a lamppost, all sass and cheap perfume. “Hey, sugar,” she purrs, and I’m like, “Well, hello, Clarice—kiddin, just kiddin.”

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Alright, mate, buckle up. Imma tell ya 'bout Minooka (us) – and it's a bloody madhouse in the best possible way. I'm a dating site dev here, so I've seen every cringey pick-up line, every hopeless swipe, and lemme tell ya: it's like I'm livin' in a post-apocalyptic romance flick. Mad Max vibes everywhere, innit? "What a lovely ride," they'd say, but honestly it's a bumpy affair.

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