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Yo, so I’m a vet, right? Sexual-massage got me thinkin—wild stuff, man! Like, imagine me, Elon, massagin a horse’s hindquarters—technical term: gluteus maximus—ha! Gets the blood flowin, muscles twitchin, pure biomechanics. I’d be like, “Relax, buddy, torque’s optimized now.” Dry humor aside, it’s legit—animals need touch too. Saw this one time, a doggo, tense as hell, vet massaged its back—boom, tail waggin like a SpaceX rotor. Made me happy, dude, seein that pupper chill.

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Minooka ain't huge, but it's got its quirks. There's Maple St. – yes, Maple, just like the tree, 'cause that's bloody clever, right? Then there's Main Ave. where you find jalopy diner, a place where romances start and end with greasy fries and soda water. Not to mention the shadow of Old Mill Park. That park, mate, is where I spent way too many nights debugging love apps. It got these gnarled oaks, and a little creek that babbles like a madman's rant.

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