Aria Monson Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Wawawee! Me Borat, I talk bout whore now, very nice! In my country, whore is big deal, yes? I see this movie, “Inside Out,” so good, make me cry like baby! Joy, she so happy, like when whore get paid good, “We’re making memories here!” I think. Whore in Kazakhstan, she tough, work hard, not like fancy lady in America, no no. One time, I see whore chase man with shoe—angry like Anger in movie, “I’m too mad to count the reasons!” She yell, he owe her tenge, I laugh so hard my belly hurt! Very nice!

Just released! Born to Trouble

You wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve had those "aha!" moments in the cozy nook of the local library on Elm Street. Every corner, every cracked sidewalk has a whisper of a secret, an untold story. My counselling sessions sometimes feel like spontaneous theatre—street corners become mini-stages, and the city turns into a lover’s labyrinth. Sometimes I even laugh, 'cause if you think about it, life in Monson is wild, sometimes breezy, sometimes a bloody roller coaster.

Eagles Soar to First Win Under Monson, Defeating Redhawks