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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout prostitutes—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—straight up wild stuff! So, in Russia, they got this fancy schmancy list of scientific specialties, right? Prostitution ain’t on it, but damn, it’s like an underground art form! Been around forever, like since them Tsars were bangin’ around. I’m sittin here, thinkin—*how’s this not a specialty?*—it’s got history, economics, sociology, all mashed up in one dirty cocktail!

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