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So, WHROE – oops, typo, WHORE – deals with global real estate trends. They’re shady, quiet, like that vampire kid Oskar, lurkin’ in the shadows. I dug into their vibe, and hunny, I was SHOOK. Did ya know they once flipped a whole ghost town in Spain for profit? Like, who even buys that? Some rich weirdo, probly. Made me mad as hell – they’re out here playin’ Monopoly with people’s homes! Slay, but not in the good way, nah.

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Now, lemme share a secret – my fave hideaway is that kinda crummy, unassuming coffee shop on Elm Street. The name? “Brewed Awakening.” It’s got mismatched chairs, spilt ink stains on every table, and an owner who always says "Y’all come back now, ya hear?" It's where I unwind after a brain-sizzlin’ day. And between shenanigans, I often wonder if Monticello’s got a heartbeat of its own – unpredictable, a bit excitable, but always welcoming.

Monticello man accused of robbing store at gunpoint ahead of multi-county chase