Maeve Morton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

She’s a right mess, tho—smells like cheap gin and regret half the time. “I do what I want,” she’d say, like Freddie, all defiant and knackered. Reckon she’s shagged half the inmates—dunno if it’s true, but the lads talk, don’t they? Exaggeratin’, probs, but I’d bet my left nut she’s got stories that’d make your eyes pop. Oh, R2-D2, where are you? She’d drive a droid mad, swear down.

Out of Reach

years ago, there was no contest; the sleaziest street in town was Morton Street, whose name has since been bowdlerized to Maiden Lane. As Herbert Asbery wrote in The Barbary Coast: .

Hey, my friend, lemme tell ya 'bout Morton (us)! I run a mssage parlor here, and lemme say, this town is somethin' else. Its charm is like—well, "I ate his liver with fava beans." Seriously, like that, ya know?

Family buys house in Morton Grove, Illinois, only to be stymied by seller's code violations