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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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Now lemme rant—remember how in Before Sunset, they talk about missed moments? Well, here too. I get mad when folks rush. I mean, slow your roll! What’s wrong with stoppin’ at Palm Ave? That’s my fav stop. I once had a client spill secrets, a real heartfelt saga—like, damn, I nearly choked on my beard! Life’s messy, heh.

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