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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like that kid David from *A.I.*, y’know? “I’m real, I’m real!” – that’s what them massage joints scream at ya, but half the time it’s all bullshit. You walk in, dim lights, some chick’s rubbin’ oil on ya, and ya think, “This is livin’!” – but then, bam, ya realize it’s a front for somethin’ else. Made me mad as hell once, got duped in Atlantic City. Paid 200 bucks for a “sensual rubdown,” ended up with some hairy dude named Vito kneadin’ my back like dough. Fuckin’ disgrace!

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Yo, check: I’m always buzzin’ ‘bout poppin’ up at the abandoned arcade near Maple Alley. That place got secret graffiti – like hidden messages, ya savvy? F*ck me, it’s like art meets chaos – proper Tropical Malady, innit? I mean, just like in that flick. "I aways dream my dreams in colour," as they says, though I may be twistin' da words a bit.

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