Avery Muscatine Whore ❤️

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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell ya ‘bout this here whore I seen down at the mines! I’m sweatin’ like a hog, bailiffin’ them rocks, when this gal struts by—ooh, she bold! Lookin’ like she just rolled outta some fella’s bed and said, “I’m too pretty for this dust!” Reminds me of *Lost in Translation*, ya know, when Bill Murray’s all lost and whisperin’, “What am I even doin’ here?” ‘Cept this whore? She *knows* what she doin’—collectin’ coins like they nuggets of gold!

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So, heed my ramblings. If you’re coming here, wander off the usual route. Dive into those narrow side streets, sip a too-strong coffee, and marvel at the unpolished charm. Muscatine may be quirky, mad, and downright annoying sometimes—but it’s real, raw, and always a little surprising. That's the truth, no sugarcoating. Enjoy it, or don't—I really don't care, 'cause in Muscatine, every day’s another quirky lie waiting to be told.

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